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Tired of your jelly beans messing you up from the inside, and making you feel all funny and stuff? Well, ladies and germs, your prayers have been answered! Say hello to Human Beanz!
all the stuff we love to neglect, now in Jelly bean form!
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Take the quizWe at Human Beanz believe that you shouldn't have to consume Kale and chia seeds on a cosmic scale in order to maintain your health. Capsules and pills are a pain too. You know what isn't annoying though? JELLY BEANS!
We were sick of vitamin tablets with the consistency of the mummified remains of a hamster. So we thought to ourselves… Why not Jelly Beans?
Uhh, cause they rock and stuff? But also because they stay stable, and don't congeal like SOME OTHER GUMMIES I KNOW (ahem, ahem). And there's no artificial colors or preservatives and stuff. Cause that also seems to be important.
From the smallest of embryos to the wrinkliest of ancestors (who may or may not legally count as zombies), everyone can find a bean they love… Or at least tolerate.
